Chuck Norris Facts
September 29, 2008 · Filed Under Uncategorized · Comment
Chuck Norris Facts
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.